Walang Problema’s Facebook ad gets cock-blocked over new ‘COCK’ T-shirt design.
Facebook starting a cockfight
‘STOP STARING AT MY COCK’ depicted with a giant male cock is apparently too inappropriate by Facebook standards these days… Really Facebook? I mean, we did say ‘STOP’. It’s as if we’re advocates for consent! So why cock-block those trying to conceal their cocks? Or is Facebook just trying to have a cockfight? We don’t recommend that. Trust us, the cocks here are huge and they always demand an audience. They go all night long baby. Our cocks actually cock-a-doodle-do if you know what we mean. It would be instant cock-envy.
Our cocks are loud and proud
We’re just over here wearing our cocks on our sleeves. It’s cock pride. Our cocks are wild and majestic beings that really know how to give a good ear pounding. They taste good too. And we’re all in need of some good cock these days. There’s been a shortage. Dark days. Between the COVID-cock-block of 2020 and the Facebook cock-block of ‘STOP STARING AT MY COCK’ we’re gonna have to start lowering our standards. Shame, because we’re familiar with the Facebook guidelines on ‘cock’. We read the fine print, and honestly it’s bigger than Facebook’s virtual cock-block.
Facebook, let us take over the cockpit
Maybe Facebook just doesn’t know a good cock when they see it? We understand that from a certain angle two cocks may look the same. They just need to adjust their cock eyes. And We’re here to help. We only wish we could have shared our cock knowledge sooner. Then maybe FB wouldn’t have mistook that red haired cock that never shut up for the real cockroach that he was. That’s one cock that needs a cock blocking with a cocklock.
Facebook supports eating COCK
Facebook should probably get their DICKtionary out and get more familiar with ‘cock’ and its many shapes and sizes. FB wouldn’t want to get caught cocking around with it’s cock-block in their mouth would they? However, Facebook has been known to eat a cock or two. As well as support the eating of cock’s worldwide! Even the mass production and consumption of cocks all over the planet! And then cock-block the ‘STOP STARING AT MY COCK’ T-shirt?? So Facebook doesn’t care about the cocks at all?
Don’t hate on our COCKfidence
What about the Peacocks? Or the Cockapoo? Or the Cockatoo’s? There doesn’t seem to be a problem with Cocktails! What a bunch of cockists! The cock is just part of life here in the Philippines. You see one on every corner. We’re not trying to be cocky or anything but our cocks would coldcock your cocks you’d need a cockboat to collect all your cock-eyes until well after cockrow time!
But NO DRAMA, here at Walang Problema we know just what to do with a cock-block and we’re pretty cocksure that cockfidence gets you far in life. So please feel free to support our ‘STOP STARING AT MY COCK’ movement with big-cock energy!