After a long and deep deliberation Walang Problema decided to part ways with Trump
After many months of a grossly intimate courtship, (with the rumor of including a lavish private party at the famed 1927 Mar-a-Lago mansion in Palm Beach in which top Walang Problema flew in on Trumps fleet of private jets), all his efforts seem to fall short of the win once again. Walang Problema officially released a statement amongst rumors of a possible “WPxTRUMP” partnership. They cleary declared that there will be no such collaboration in the coming year. The news came as a shock after Trump boasted via twitter saying:
Second knock out to Trump after the elections
But we’re no stranger to pre-mature claims of victory from Trump and his team of minions as they still lick the wounds inflicted by the loss of his second term bid for POTUS. Information from those in Trump’s inner circle suggested that Walang Problema was projected to be his “recovery” campaign slogan in case of a defeat in the elections.
However, some argued that the rumors were an intentional leak for the Trump administration to save face after such an embarrassing loss, albeit presidency. An unofficial source who supposedly attended one of the luxurious private events organized to woo Walang Problema into a business venture, claims they heard Trump make the joke “walang president, walang problema!” only after he knew on his position in the polls.
Of course Trump would make it seem like losing was “all part of the plan”, especially with the PR help Walang Problema would provide. Getting dumped by Walang Problema so soon after his break-up with America in such a public bashing was most definitely not part of the plan. Trump made that obvious when he shared another infamous late-night tweet:
followed by:
Either Walang Problema realized no amount of damage control could save the Trump legacy or they played right into his blissful ignorance that there’s no such thing as bad publicity and whole courtship was a ruse. Looks like Walang Problema was acting as if the entire thing was a photo shoot. They took full advantage of Trump’s vanity at every possible opportunity. In contrast, and in typical Donald fashion, he’s made himself the victim and demands justice claiming, once again: “FAKE NEWS!”.
This feud will surely only benefit one party involved, and as stock market shares for WP soar, its evident that Trump’s accusations are “Walang Problema!”